zeldathemes
A Happy Middle
“Afoot and light-hearted I take to the open road.

Healthy, free, the world before me. The long brown path before me leading me wherever I choose.

Henceforth, I ask not good fortune, I myself am good fortune.

Henceforth, I whimper no more, postpone no more, need nothing.”

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sayofthelivinganything:

It literally kills me when men think they know women’s fashion better than women

Reblog if you want your followers to ANONYMOUSLY ask you anything they’re curious about.

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thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

amaeza:

untruc:

amaeza:

you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

Which is a male problem.

peaceblaster:

billidollarbaby:

"Bev-Brush" 6 oz. Paddle Hairbrush Flask

It is not only a fully functional paddle brush with a mirror on the back, but a great flask for women. Just fill it 6 oz. (185ml) of your favorite drink, toss it in your handbag, and you’re ready to go. The Bev-Brush is one of the best flasks for women on the market today. This “girl flask” is just the right size to fit into your handbag on a night out. $22

What a time to be alive…

disneyineveryway:

high school and college, the whole educational system, in a nutshell.