So it goes.

hannibalyo: anoldfriendfordinner: smoitzheim: Dear NBC:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:19:13 -0600

anoldfriendfordinner:

smoitzheim:

Dear NBC: Attached you will find my application for the HANNIBAL Season 2 writing staff.

This is the best thing I’ve ever read

Oh my god Im still laughing

hogwartskidsproblems: #swiggity swag #my patronus is a stag...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:52:57 -0600

hogwartskidsproblems:

#swiggity swag #my patronus is a stag #like my dad #who’s dead #like every other father figure in my life #oh

caslovesdeanandbees: we were in the car and my dad was all like “if all the other kids jumped off a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:27:09 -0600

caslovesdeanandbees:

we were in the car and my dad was all like “if all the other kids jumped off a bridge would you” and I was like “yeah cause there’d be a huge pile of bodies to land on” and he starting choking and almost swerved off the road

marauders4evr: The laughter had not quite died from his...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:48:44 -0600

marauders4evr:

The laughter had not quite died from his face

-

Happy Deathday, Sirius Black

bleu: dudethisblogisweird: killjoy-tickety-boo: kkatkkrap: A’...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:46:11 -0600

bleu:

dudethisblogisweird:

killjoy-tickety-boo:

kkatkkrap:

A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th… …

Gave me damn goosebumps!

REBLOGED AFTER THE FIRST 5 SECONDS OMG

Pentatonix

yerawizardchloe: guswaters: remember when the half blood prince had just come out and those guys...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:44:51 -0600

yerawizardchloe:

guswaters:

remember when the half blood prince had just come out and those guys put a massive sign that said ‘snape kills dumbledore’ above the motorway and it was the biggest news of the day and they got like legally charged

#in the uk we take harry potter spoilers very seriously

steveholtvstheuniverse: skoothsmin: science fiction was invented by a woman don’t you ever fucking...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:44:36 -0600

steveholtvstheuniverse:

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

in mary shelley we trust

thechamberofsecrets: white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:41:50 -0600

thechamberofsecrets:

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

somebody that you used to know: This Is Not Fucking Harmless

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:41:09 -0600

somebody that you used to know: This Is Not Fucking Harmless:

caseymalone:

I love Kickstarter. I think that’s clear to people who know me by now? I love it. There’s a dude named Brad Muir and he works at Double Fine and I love the games they make, so much. But before Kickstarter, every time a Double Fine game came out I was a little worried it…

begonece: me and my friend were talking and- “you mean my friend and I”

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:37:47 -0600

begonece:

me and my friend were talking and-

“you mean my friend and I”

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:37:34 -0600

hitlersbreastmilk: do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:36:04 -0600

hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

I love Scottie so much.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:34:24 -0600

I love Scottie so much.

sassygaytrickstertime: fuckingrecipes: DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:28:04 -0600

sassygaytrickstertime:

fuckingrecipes:

DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER A VALENTINE?

UNDERSTANDABLE, BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY BEING A SEXY BASTARD AND SAVING THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT.

NOW RINSE THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS AND GRAB SOME SHIT FROM THE STORE, BECAUSE EVERY ASSHOLE DESERVES SOME ROMANTIC CRAP ONCE IN A WHILE.

AFTER YOU RESTOCK YOUR SILVER BULLETS, SALT AND STITCH TOGETHER YOUR OWN WOUNDS LIKE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER, BUY SOME RASPBERRIES AND THREE TYPES OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

WHY THREE?

VARIETY, ASSHOLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY, LIKE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED, INSTEAD OF WHIPPING TOGETHER SOME BULLSHIT AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE A FORGETFUL BITCH.

SO GET YOUR MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE AND DARK CHOCOLATE CHIPS. TRAVEL INTO THE WILDS AND COLLECT ONLY THE PUREST AND MOST SUCCULENT RASPBERRIES FOR THE PERSON OF YOUR AFFECTIONS.

OR MAYBE YOU’RE MAKING THIS TREAT FOR YOURSELF, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. SHUT THE HELL UP.

NOW DELICATELY PICK UP A RASPBERRY, ‘CAUSE THOSE ASSHOLES ARE EASY TO DAMAGE. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PUT TOGETHER AN ARC REACTOR IN A CAVE AND BE A GENTLE BASTARD AS YOU PUSH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS INSIDE EACH RASPBERRY.

NOW PUT THE BOWL OF PERFECTION AND SHIT INTO THE FRIDGE OR FREEZER, DEPENDING ON HOW HARDCORE YOU ARE.

DON’T FORGET TO PRESENT THESE DELICIOUS LITTLE BASTARDS IN YOUR HAND-MADE SILVER CHALICE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY ASSHOLE LIKE THAT.

thank you karkat

frostbackscat: This is one of my favorite Pixar shorts.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:22:39 -0600

frostbackscat:

This is one of my favorite Pixar shorts.

floobin: allghosting: sweet-bitsy: this post literally...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:22:02 -0600

floobin:

allghosting:

sweet-bitsy:

this post literally gets me through everything and anything

oh god it’s back

mitigatedwrath: elisetheawesome: glorifi3d: kaleidoeyez: momm...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:19:17 -0600

mitigatedwrath:

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

Now we know why she is so happy

mommamorte: tehfawx: teratocybernetics: idlnmclean: winneganf...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:17:49 -0600

mommamorte:

tehfawx:

teratocybernetics:

idlnmclean:

winneganfake:

mrrmq999:

Inside Lightsaber!!

OK, now normally, while I’m a Star Wars geek, I don’t tend to reblog a ton of SW stuff. This, though… this just had me drooling over all the craftsmanship. Brilliantly done.

It cuts. Not like in the movies. It’s contained in glass instead of plasma or magnetic containment. Neat first generation prototype. Fragile and requires everyone to wear special glasses to avoid blindness.

You know if I’m reblogging Star Wars, it’s got to be something really fucking cool.

Wow yes sign me up for a lot of these

I’ll take 500 please.

bookmad: who spends an unreasonable amount of money on new books when they already have dozens of...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:12:44 -0600

bookmad:

who spends an unreasonable amount of money on new books when they already have dozens of unread books at home

me

the answer is always me

twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:12:41 -0600

twerking-poproxy:

MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND I WAS JUST LIKE “???” AND HE CAME BACK IN FROM THE GARAGE AND HANDED THIS TO ME

IT’S A ROUND TUIT

I’VE GOTTEN A ROUND TUIT